First off, thanks to everyone who submitted an embarrassing story to the contest. We definitely had some that even made me cringe.
Also thanks for participating in our 5 Days of Giveaways for the launch of GothamClub.com! All of us involved with it are dedicated to making this site the destination for expert men’s improvement tips and advice.
(And if you think you have the chops or expertise that would help like-minded men master an aspect of their lives, you can apply to write an article here).
But enough of that–here are the winning stories:
Grand Prize Winner:
60 Minute Phone Session with Craig Miller
Choice of Sexual Decoder System, Sexual Activation Blueprint, or Silent Seduction
Bryan from San Francisco, CA
There was this girl I was going out with for a little while and it had been about 4 months of just getting to know each other…no sex yet…which kinda sucked how I had to work so hard for it.
Anyway, you can imagine how excited I was when I finally went all-in while making out, especially since I was still a virgin. We got started in the living room very spontaneously, and after 10 minutes of playing with her and talking dirty with her we finally went upstairs and got to it.
We were in her sister’s room–she was away…or at least we thought she was. We were also making more noise than we realized since it was really in the moment.
I had her laying on her back on the bed and my ass was facing the door when we heard someone touch the door knob.
The door opened and her older sister screamed and started laughing hysterically!
I was so embarrassed that I halfway pulled my pants up and made a break for the bathroom, tripping on a little chair and ending up on the floor with my bare ass out.
I couldn’t help but laugh at this to lighten the mood up. Luckily the girl invited me over the next day to seal the deal since I didn’t have a chance to finish what I started and left blue balled and down lol!
The relationship with this girl continued until she cheated on me and completely changed the way I see women and dating which eventually led me to seek out help from some of the best guys in this stuff (including Craig!).
I’ve learned a lot so far and I’m ready to keep rolling and make better progress to getting the women I really want.
2nd Place Winner:
30 Minute Phone Session with Craig Miller
Choice of Sexual Decoder System, Sexual Activation Blueprint, or Silent Seduction
Travis from Woodbridge, VA
A buddy of mine and I went to a local store (grocery/clothing store). We had an ongoing bet to see if either on of us could pick up one of the cute cashiers. Well we’re both in different checkouts and proceed to chat up our respective cashiers.
I was a little nervous because my cashier was smoking hot for a cashier. My buddy’s cashier hit him with, “I’m sorry I have a boyfriend,” so he was done.
I proceed to talk a little more to my cashier and she seems to be a little shy. I ask her if we could meet after she gets off, but out of nowhere my buddy chimes in, “Hey Trav, you know your wife and three kids are at home waiting on you to go out, why are you asking her for her number?!”
I turn and look at my buddy and I said, “What!”
And he proceeds to say, “You always take off your ring when we come into this store.”
I look at the cashier and say, “I’m sorry, I’m not married, but I have to go beat the hell out of someone right now. I’ll be back alone later to get your number.”
But every time after that when I went to that store, she was never there.
3rd Place Winner:
15 Minute Phone Session with Craig Miller
Choice of Sexual Decoder System, Sexual Activation Blueprint, or Silent Seduction
Cary from Tempe, AZ
My most embarrassing story? I’ve had more than my share, but one comes to mind that wasn’t too long ago…ok, it was two years ago.
I met this girl at a conference. We started texting, then calling each other and hanging out. We’d both had a “major love-of-our lives loss” just before this, and to say we were a little gun shy is an understatement.
But something changed on her part where she started giving me signals. This happened over the course of several weeks. These weren’t subtle signals mind you, these were full blown walking-me-out-to-my-car-pointing-up-at-how-beautiful-the-moon-is-and-leaning-into-me, or showing-me-her-boobs-then-proceeding-to-dance-with-me-in-her-living-room signals!
Yeah. Um. I know…
Anyway, this went on for some time. One night we were laying on her bed and I was next to her and decided to make “my move.”
I started by doing the “kiss test” where I look into her eyes, down to her mouth then back up to her eyes, all while biting my lip . And you know what? That stuff really works! She was looking at me, biting her lip back–waiting, just waiting for me to kiss her.
As I leaned in on top of her, something happened that shifted momentum and ruined my “luck.”
Instead of kissing her, I went for the hug!
That’s right, she was all into it, mirroring everything I was doing and I chickened out. Oh man, if that event was somehow recorded and got on YouTube, no one would even believe it was real.
She got right up, tossed me my jacket and told me I needed to leave. I was like, “What the f#!@ just happened?!” as I walked out with my tail between my legs, doing a slightly different walk of shame.
So, my luck hasn’t seemed to change since then. I mean, I do get interest, and sometimes a number. And either my nervousness screws it up, or something happens between meeting her (and sometimes even her texting me) to make all that initial momentum just go away.
Thanks again everyone for your entries, and come back tomorrow for more great (& free) advice on how to become the best man you can.
Congratulations to the winners, and thanks to everyone for entering!
