Discover The Best Halloween Costumes for Single Men Who Want to Get Laid (And Some Of These May Shock You)…
This article is going to show you the 10 costumes that are scientifically proven to get guys laid the most on Halloween.
Halloween is one of the most notorious holidays our country honors:
- We willingly accept candy from strangers…
- Women–even the most conservative women–emerge from the cracks in all sorts of scantily clad costumes…
- There are tons of dimly-lit parties with masks and lots of alcohol…
And all of this is highly conducive to sex.
(Especially when you think about the fact that statistics show a whopping 175 million Americans celebrate Halloween in some form or another every year.)
Which got me thinking… are there certain costumes that attract women more than others?
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As a woman, I can confidently tell you the answer is yes. So with that in mind, today I’m going to reveal the 10 Halloween costumes that are most likely to get you some action this year.
What Makes a Costume “Attractive”?
When you think about your costume, the first thing you should think about is a woman’s sexual fantasies.
Why?
Halloween is a holiday devoted completely to fantasy–and for a woman, she’s going to use this night to dress up like something she either:
a) Secretly wants to be… (like a flapper girl, or Lara Croft from Tomb Raider), or…
b) Thinks will turn on every man who sees her (like a skintight catsuit or “Playboy bunny” costume).
This is her night to be “someone else.” That in and of itself is a fantasy for her! And for you, this is a huge advantage.
Because if you can use your costume to trigger one of her core fantasies, then there’s a good chance she’ll be turned on before you ever say a word to her.
So what exactly are her “core fantasies”?
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Well, they’re based on masculine “archetypes” that society and the media tell women are “sexy”–so from an early age, women are taught to believe certain masculine “archetypes” are attractive.
And because she’s taught to find these “archetypes” attractive from such a young age, they make their way into her fantasies from the moment she starts exploring her sexuality.
As Glenn, one of our foremost experts here are Gotham Club, explains:
These ‘archetypes’ that society inherently deems as ‘sexy’ are so powerful that even the sight of one of these ‘archetypes’ can trigger a sexual response in a woman! If she sees you dressed as one of these ‘archetypes,’ she will 100% consider you attractive at the very least.”
So what the hell are these “archetypes,” anyway? Let’s check out the list:
Here Are the 10 Halloween Costumes That Will Get You the Most Action
Beginning with number 10…
- #10: Doctor
- #9: Soldier
- #8: Lumberjack
- #7: Pirate (like Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean)
- #6: Fireman
- #5: Rugged explorer (such as a Game of Thrones character)
- #4: James Bond
- #3: Construction worker
- #2: Batman
You may have noticed I left out number one. I’ll address that in just a second, but first, let me explain the rest of the list.
Costumes like “doctor,” “soldier,” “lumberjack,” fireman,” and “construction worker” all fall under the umbrella of these “archetypes” that fuel a woman’s core fantasies. When you dress up like a doctor, you might feel ridiculous–but you’ll make her feel hot for you.
Why?
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Because in a woman’s eyes, a doctor is powerful…
Intelligent…
Masculine…
Prestigious…
And so on. And true, while a construction worker isn’t often thought of as necessarily “intelligent” or “prestigious”…it’s one of the most masculine jobs a man can have.
As an added bonus, these costumes are easy to put together! If you have a beard, all you need are a flannel shirt, some jeans, and some boots to pull off the “lumberjack” look. Similarly, you can find scrubs and a stethoscope in Walmart or in any medical supply store.
On the flip side, the “pirate,” “rugged explorer,” “James Bond,” and “Batman” costumes are a little trickier to pull off…
But they’re more original, and so you’re much more likely to catch her attention with them.
That’s Not All…
If you’re feeling adventurous, Glenn has another costume idea up his sleeve for you:
Try something different if you’re feeling gutsy–something you know no other guy will be wearing…. even something risky! The more over the top you can be, the better. Because you’re going to stand out. The key is to pay close attention to detail. Put together a costume you know will impress her, and there’s your conversation starter. Put the work into it–trust me, it will be worth it in the end.”
So if you’d rather go for something original, you can still attract women–but detail is the key. Here are examples of what NOT to do:
- Dress like Hugh Hefner or some other classic “womanizer”/misogynist…
- Dress like your genitalia…
- Dress like a pornstar/anything porn-related…
- Dress in a “funny” costume that alludes to women touching your junk…
Costumes like this might feel “creative,” but they are not funny or “suggestive” in a good way… they’re downright disrespectful. A woman does not fantasize about being with a guy wearing a “ball pit” around his waist–it’s just crass.
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Instead, if you go creative, make it tasteful or silly–Gene Simmons from Kiss, or Tarzan, for example.
Which brings me to the #1 costume on the list…the costume MOST likely to get you action on Halloween:
The Bizarre “Costume” Craig Used to Take a Girl Home In Minutes…
Every year, Craig wears the same costume on Halloween. When I asked him why, he told me this story from before he became a dating expert:
“I was at a Halloween party a few years ago…it had been about 6 months since I had gotten any, so I was aching for some action.
Thing is, there were so many hot girls there… I thought my heart was going to explode right out of my chest. So I went to the punch bowl to “cool off”…and then this sexy little cowgirl walked right up to me and said:
“Hey handsome, I’m Allison… and what’s your name?” She bit her lip. HOLY S–T. (Back then that kind of thing NEVER happened to me.)
She talked to me for about 10 minutes…and that’s when she admitted it–the real reason she approached me:
“I have to tell you a little secret… it’s kind of embarrassing… but I’ve always had this fantasy… and, well, your costume… it’s so freaking hot. I just had to talk to you…” She giggled and blushed.
Well, I couldn’t f’in believe it… but she ended up coming home with me that same night… and I barely said or did anything at all!
This costume is borderline genius. And every year since that incident, this simple (some would even say “dumb”) costume has gotten a girl in bed with me on Halloween…
So check it out–this is so damn easy, you’ll love it:
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[Note: This post was updated by Gotham Club on October 28, 2019.]
