How to Catch a Hipster Chick in the Urban Jungle
That clever smirk…
Cutoff shorts revealing just enough of her long legs…
Hipster chicks can be so damn hot. But they’re also intimidating…
And they only seem interested in other hipsters.
But here’s the thing: If you can catch her in her natural habitat, it’s way easier to get her naked and into your bed — all you have to do is know where to go.
So with that in mind…
Here are the 5 best places to meet hot, single hipster girls in NYC:
1) The Bars in Bushwick (AKA the Hipster Mecca of Brooklyn)
Bushwick is a great area of New York City to go out and have a few drinks — and it’s crawling with sexy, open-minded ladies.
The best part about Bushwick is the diversity. Whether you’re looking for upscale, highbrow cocktails (and ladies)…
Or you just want to chill at a laid-back bar with a beer…
Bushwick has the spot for you. Here are just a few examples of where to go:
a) The Three Diamond Door
This neighborhood bar is unpretentious and cool as hell.
One female Yelp reviewer called it “the perfect spot for a first date,” so it’s a great place to hop on Tinder (or Pokemon Go) and see who’s around.
But even if you’re dateless, this place is never short of beautiful hipster chicks — and on the weekends, it’s filled with single hipster girls who just want a casual hookup.
Alphaville is a little divier than The Three Diamond Door, but the prices are right — and it’s one of the main hipster chick hangouts in Bushwick.
On top of that, there’s a venue inside the bar, so you could strike up a conversation about the show…
Or just ask about her taste in music…
And if all else fails, the bar snacks are solid — and every hipster girl has to have her snacks.
If you do go here, don’t make it on a weekend. It gets overly crowded, so Mondays and Thursdays are your best bets for finding single hipster girls who could use some company.
c) Gotham City Lounge
Gotham City Lounge is a pillar in the Bushwick bar scene — and because it’s been around for a while, you’ll only find laid-back, down-to-earth hipster chicks here.
This is also a great place to channel your nerdy side a little more. The bar is comic book-themed, and on top of that it has games — what hipster girl can say no to a nerdy game?
So if you want an easy, no-stress night, check this place out (especially if you’re into nerdy girls like me).
And for more bars in Bushwick, just check out Yelp. There are a ton of options I didn’t mention, like The Boobie Trap — it’s got board games and a great happy hour.
2) The Mercury Lounge
The Mercury Lounge is a no-frills venue in the Lower East Side. It’s been around since the ‘90s and has survived the transformation of the Manhattan neighborhood…
Which means you’ll find both the seasoned hipsters and the younger hipster crowd there.
The vibe is sort of like “your friend’s basement,” but that makes everything more casual — and everyone more friendly.
So don’t be surprised if a hipster chick walks up to YOU here. The music might be loud, but you can invite her to a bar nearby (like The Library Bar, for example) for a drink afterward.
For a small, intimate spot to vibe with girls while listening to local and up-and-coming bands, this is a can’t-miss.
3) Concert Listings on Brooklyn Vegan
Brooklyn Vegan has arguably the most comprehensive concert listings in NYC…
So you can bet your a– hipster chicks check it on a daily basis.
The website offers a “What’s Going on Today in NYC?” section, so you don’t have to plan in advance — you can hop on the website on a Friday afternoon and find a concert for that night that’ll be brimming with hipster chicks.
But you should be careful with where you choose to go. The larger venues, like Madison Square Garden, will have fewer hipster chicks than venues like Rough Trade or Music Hall of Williamsburg.
And if music isn’t your thing, Brooklyn Vegan also lists comedy shows, so you can find a quirky girl with a good sense of humor if that’s more your thing.
No matter what day of the week it is, Brooklyn Vegan’s got your back — but there are still two more spots to go…
4) Brooklyn Flea
Flea markets are generally good places to pick up hipster chicks, but the Brooklyn Flea is definitely the best.
There are locations all over Brooklyn, so you don’t have to go too out of your way to check one out (you can find locations accessible from the L, G, and F trains, just to name a few).
On top of that, there are different kinds of flea markets, so you can get even more specific with the type of hipster girl you want.
For example, in Fort Greene you’ll find the flea’s flagship location, which features over 150 vendors — so you’ve got a huge variety of hipster women there.
But in Williamsburg, you’ve got Smorgasburg, which is more food-focused — so there you’ll mostly find the hipster chick foodies.
Even better, flea markets are a very low-pressure situation.
You can just browse the vendors, taking your time and interacting with whoever you want.
You can even “warm up” a little bit on the vendors themselves — try asking about the origin of a shirt or where a specific trinket came from.
And if you see a hipster hottie checking something out, walk up to her and act interested in whatever it is she’s looking at — you’ll get her attention and have something to talk to her about!
Hipster girls come to flea markets wanting to talk to people and learn more, so every girl there is already feeling open. And once you show up, there’s a good chance she’ll be open to you.
5) The Williamsburg Waterfront
This is a prime location for hipster hotties while the sun is out and the weather is nice.
Just take the L train to Bedford Ave for some great views and a place to chill right on the water.
Plus, what’s a more romantic setting to spark up some conversation with a bikini-wearing hipster goddess?
On top of that, it’s f—ing Williamsburg — you’re bound to find hipsters wherever you go. And a lot of the hipster girls who hang here are financially well-off, so you won’t have to worry about her getting with you for your wallet.
If you want to get the most out of your visit, make sure you go on a weekend. On Saturdays and Sundays, hipster girls from all over NYC come out to play on the Williamsburg waterfront.
And if you’re more interested in the bar scene or want to do something afterward, check out Lucky Dog or Union Pool nearby.
Pro tip: If you have a dog, bring it with you — hipster girls love dudes with dogs.
And once you know where to go, there’s only one thing left to cover…
How to Speak Her Hipster “Language of Attraction”
One thing about hipster girls is that they’re pretty subtle. So if she’s acting all shy and introverted, talking about her band or whatever…
She’s probably dying for you to rip off her sundress…
Take her to the bathroom…
And have your way with her!
All you have to do is let her know you’re interested — but in her own hipster “language” (otherwise, you risk scaring her away).
But here’s the thing: That “language” has nothing to do with words…
And in fact, what you say doesn’t even really matter…
It’s all about how you touch her. If you can touch her in this one key, specific way…
You’ll “tell” her you’re interested — and it’ll turn her on like that (and trust me — nobody around you will have any idea what’s going on).
To see why this “language of attraction” works so well and how to start using it on hipster chicks TODAY, just check this out: