Whatever it is, American office culture can be restrictive, and workloads can be stressful. So it’s only natural to fantasize about something to relieve the stress…
How Many Women Are Fantasizing About Sex At Work? Here’s the Surprising Truth…
While the media might paint a glamorous picture of sex at work, it probably isn’t the skirt-hiking, tie-tearing, desk-wrecking extravaganza that you may be imagining.
What’s even more surprising is that 82% of the women who said they’d fantasized about it have actually gone through with getting “busy” at work as well.
How?
Well, 42% said they had oral sex at work, and a whopping 30% said they’d even masturbated with a partner at the office.
Most of the reported encounters happened after office hours, which probably accounts for the fact that only 14% of those who had sex at work got caught–or, at least, only 14% admitted it.
For starters, it’s important to consider the sample size. This study only surveyed 1,000 people, which may seem like a lot, but it probably only accounts for a few small or mid-level companies.
Still, don’t be discouraged!
The most important thing to take away from this is that women are fantasizing about having sex at work– just like you might be too.
So can you use this information to potentially get that cute girl at work out on a date (or something naughtier)?
1) Get To Know Her in a Professional Context First
First, take a second to remember that just because women are thinking about sex at work doesn’t mean they’ll automatically be ready to get down to it on your desk as soon as your boss leaves.
For many women, the risk of getting caught (or worse, fired) far outweighs the benefit of having a little flirty fun on the clock.
So if you aren’t completely positive she’s down, just be friendly with her… at first.
Talk to her every morning, ask about her weekend, and just interact with her however you can.
That’s the first step to getting your foot in the door.
And then it’s time for step two:
2) Do Small Favors For Her (They Pay Off in a Big Way)
In American office culture, sometimes the littlest thought can go the longest way.
If you’re not feeling up to flirting just yet (maybe she’s new, maybe you’re new, maybe one or both of you are shy–that’s OK!), start with small favors.
That’s the number one way to jumpstart any social or sexual interaction, and it doesn’t change just because you’re at work.
Just because she’s a woman doesn’t mean you can’t shoot the regular office s**t with her–and she’ll probably be thankful for the distraction and the conversation!
Want an easy way to take the interaction up a notch? Bring her coffee in the morning. Remember her order, and make it a regular surprise.
Another solid option: Go out to lunch with her, or ask her out for a drink one Wednesday afternoon.
Just because she’s your coworker doesn’t mean that you can’t pursue her–you just have to learn to balance it with your professionalism.
When it comes down to it, women at work are no different from women “in the wild.”
But if you aren’t feeling up to asking her out for a drink–or if you aren’t sure she’s into you “like that”–then there is ONE easy way to find out.
Here’s how:
3) Is Your Cute Co-Worker Secretly Into You? This 6-Question Quiz Gives You The Answer…
We observed hundreds of women interacting with men… (including some women at work)… and discovered something incredible:
When a woman is into you… but is maybe a little too “shy” to admit it… or feels like she can’t be too obvious (like if she’s your co-worker)…
…then she WILL still show you she’s interested… but not with her words.
Using these subtle sexual signals, we developed these 6 questions to reveal exactly how a woman feels about you… so by the time you finish (takes <5 minutes for most guys), you’ll know:
“Is she really into me? Or not?”
So if you have a woman in mind… whether she’s your co-worker or not… and want to know the truth about whether or not she likes you “like that”…
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